Bob received the following text from his neighbour: "I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. I'm not getting it at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again." Bob, feeling anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her. A few moments later, a second text came in from the neighbor: "Damn autocorrect! I meant 'wifi',… Read more

A guy goes into the confessional box after years being away from the Church. He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down. There's a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine, Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine photographic display of buxom ladies who appear to have mislaid their garments. He hears a priest come in: "Father, forgive me for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession and I must admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be". The priest replies, "Get out, you i… Read more

Just a bit of midweek fun i hope you all enjoy. My wife staggered in the door this morning after walking the dog,her hair was all over the place and she was limping. "what the f**k happened to you?" I asked " black guy with a huge cock in the park" she replied, panting, out of breath and holding her crotch " oh my god, do you think you could identify him?" I asked She replied " I hope so,i'm meeting him again tonight"… Read more