Once upon a time there was a man named Elazar ben Durdaya and he was literally the horniest man in the world. He was horny all the time. He woke up horny and went to sleep horny. Fat girls made him horny and thin girls made him horny. Tall girls and short girls, black girls and white girls. So Elazar ben Durdaya fucked a lot of chicks. Like hundreds. Maybe thousands. So many that he got a reputation for it. That was his thing. That was what he was known for. They used to say that there wasn’t a single prostitute in Elazar ben Durdaya didn’t love women. He just loved to fuck women. He did not… Read more