In the 7th minute of the final hour a monstrous orgy took place in the main office of the New York Times after which a colossal hardcover edition was brought out containing all the news that had never been fit to print; In the 9th minute of the final hour three psychiatrists engaged in subliminal copulation with a colour television set; In the 10th minute of the final hour the Daughters of the American Revolution applied lipsticks to their cunts and mascara to their pubic hairs. Contemplating their handiwork, they decided to sign up for correspondence courses in ventriloquism; In the… Read more