The easiest KO of my life

The video begins with David lying on the ground, completely knocked out. I smile and say, "David, are you here?! Wake up!" I think to myself, "You're so weak, David. I only hit you three times, and you're already like this" (laughing). I count to ten to declare myself the winner. I strike a series of victory poses and "loser" symbols for him. After some time enjoying my victory, David finally starts to show signs of recovery. I ask him if he remembers anything, if he can recall his name. He seems a bit dazed, so I decide to relive the experience and recount what happened for him. "I challenged you to throw the first punch, and I was surprised by how weak you are, David. You fight like a girl. Then it was my turn to strike back, and you quickly succumbed. I didn't even bother to count for the victory; I just waited for you to get up. Then I landed a solid hit to your ribs. You fell to the ground, clutching your stomach in pain. You begged me to stop, admitting you're a loser and I'm t