She Teaches Her Stepbrother How to Use a Condom. Nicole Zurich

What's up?

The results came back on the parasite test you gave your girlfriend.

Oh, yeah, they just came in and came out negative, thank God.

That's the second time you've given us this scare, and the third time's the charm.

And in that family, no one wants you to disown yourself because you're such an asshole and you're completely useless.