Red XXX gets frisky while waiting on the handy man

Well, I don't know where my handyman is. I'm waiting for him to come and mend a few things.

I've got a few knobs that need tightening. But talking of knobs, I've been educating

myself while I've been waiting. But I don't know much about men. I could probably write

a few books myself. But anyway, I'm just waiting for him to turn up. So I thought I'd dress

appropriately as I've got a bit of time on my hands. But he's not here. He's lost. But