No More Condoms, Knock Me Up!

You know what babe? I've been thinking. The last few months with you have been

absolutely amazing. I've been having so much fun with you and the sex, oh my god,

the sex has been just fucking mind-blowing. But I was thinking that, you know, we might

be ready to take the next step in our relationship. What? Marriage? No, I'm not

talking about marriage. No, I was referring to these. I mean, these are