Mother and not her daughter - Mutter und nicht die Tochter

It's funny. When I'm **********, nothing happens to me. Then I'll watch and say, well, a young one.

Where I found you a few days ago, but it's been a year.

You're welcome.

I don't know, 'cause I don't know.

You always know me, every time you go to the bathroom, you open the door behind you.