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Mom, I'm looking for my keys. I'm late for a date. I've really got to go. Have you seen them yet?
First of all, stop calling me your mom. I'm not your mom. Like, stepmom hardly counts as that.
Secondly, I don't know where your keys are, so...
I need to find them. I've got to go. You haven't seen them?
You always have time for me.