I Was Caught by My Boyfriend When I Was Busy Masturbating Myself in the Restroom

It turns out I think you're much more likable than they are.

First, let me get you some painkillers.

Melina, I need 30 cc's of Barbitol.

Of course there is some risk, but it's the only chance this patient has.

She's signed all the papers, so we're in the clear.