I cheat with my best friends husband and then bribe him to buy me nice things or I will tell his wife

I'm so sorry I turned up early but your wife Emma she told me to get here and

it's a quarter past two so where is she? She's still out shopping I thought she

was gonna wait for me. Alright well hopefully she'll be back soon do you

mind if I just sit here for a bit? Thank you. Yeah I'm good I'm good.

She told me to dress up in something nice so you want me to show you?