Five day delay

Hey sweetie. Hey. Dad, you've got to do something about Juliet. She is intolerable. Really? Yeah. Yeah, I, you know, I let her get away with it last week, but now you're right, I have to do something about this. So, yeah. I was hoping to avoid it. Okay. I'll take care of it.

You are just getting out of bed now? That's ridiculous. Dad. It's one o'clock in the afternoon. Give it a rest. Give it a rest. You know what? Everybody's been complaining about you. You have been nothing but a brat since you got back. Are you kidding me? No, I'm not kidding you. You just can't handle the fact that I'm an adult now. Oh, we'll see how much of an adult you are. Excuse me? What are you doing? What do you think? You haven't had these in a long time. What?

Ow! What is that?

Every time you come home from college, you come home with an attitude.

Ow! I've never gotten this before for it! Ow! Ow!