baronvonnylon

just a guy. retired professional athlete. 8" cock. had a ton of girlfriends. now single dad. NOT needing "that special someone" to make it through life. just looking to fuck and laugh about it all ;)

-I was tired one night and I went to the bar to have a few drinks. The bartender asked me, "What'll you have?" I said, "Surprise me." He showed me a naked picture of my wife!

-One day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy...What the fuck are ya doin?" He said, "You came home early."

-Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing see through panties. The only trouble was, she was coming home!